In our Wednesday night study of the Bible in a Year, we’ve been spending a lot of time in the Psalms. I thought these hymn suggestions might make you smile.
The Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises (snicker!)
The Obstetrician’s Hymn: Come, Labor On
The Lawyer’s Hymn: In the Hour of Trial
The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes
The IRS Agent’s Hymn: I Surrender All or We Give the But Thine Own
The Gossip’s Hymn: Pass It On or I Love to Tell the Story
The Launderer’s Hymn: O For a Faith that Will Not Shrink
The Electrician’s Hymn: Send the Light
The Shopper’s Hymn: Sweet By and By
The Realtor’s Hymn: I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Masseuse’s Hymn: He Touched Me
The Credit Card’s Hymn: A Charge to Keep I Have
The Doctor’s Hymn: The Great Physician
The Innkeeper’s Hymn: Abide With Me
If those didn’t help you, maybe the speeder’s hymns will.
At 45 mph, you sing “God Will Take Care of You.”
At 55 mph, you sing “Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah.”
At 65 mph, you sing “Nearer, My God to Thee.”
At 75 mph, you sing “Nearer, Still Nearer.”
At 85 mph, you sing “This World Is Not My Home.”
At 95 mph, you sing “Lord, I’m Coming Home.”
At 105 mph, your family sings “Precious Memories.”
And if you’re driving in rush hour at Nashville, you sing “I Shall Not Be Moved”!