In our Wednesday night study of the Bible in a Year, we’ve been spending a lot of time in the Psalms. I thought these hymn suggestions might make you smile.

The Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises (snicker!)

The Obstetrician’s Hymn: Come, Labor On

The Lawyer’s Hymn: In the Hour of Trial

The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes

The IRS Agent’s Hymn: I Surrender All or We Give the But Thine Own

The Gossip’s Hymn: Pass It On or I Love to Tell the Story

The Launderer’s Hymn: O For a Faith that Will Not Shrink

The Electrician’s Hymn: Send the Light

The Shopper’s Hymn: Sweet By and By

The Realtor’s Hymn: I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Masseuse’s Hymn: He Touched Me

The Credit Card’s Hymn: A Charge to Keep I Have

The Doctor’s Hymn: The Great Physician

The Innkeeper’s Hymn: Abide With Me


If those didn’t help you, maybe the speeder’s hymns will.

At 45 mph, you sing “God Will Take Care of You.”

At 55 mph, you sing “Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah.”

At 65 mph, you sing “Nearer, My God to Thee.”

At 75 mph, you sing “Nearer, Still Nearer.”

At 85 mph, you sing “This World Is Not My Home.”

At 95 mph, you sing “Lord, I’m Coming Home.”

At 105 mph, your family sings “Precious Memories.”


And if you’re driving in rush hour at Nashville, you sing “I Shall Not Be Moved”!